step away from the tuna and no one gets hurt!
I have kidnapped and hidden your friend! If you want her back you will bring tuna and bring it NOW! Leave the tuna outside the door and knock three times. Once I recieve the tuna I will pass you a note under the door telling you were you can find your friend. The next time she forgets to buy us tuna we will not be so nice!
Signed
The Cat
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